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magjoke tau! cheers cheers
magjoke kana! anything under the sun! Very Happy
kht nde kme mtawa. bsta nde kme iiyak. lol! lol!
pakornihan na! study
..........................


"Ang ALamat ng SANTOL...."

paano na-originate ang prutas na "SANTOL?"

Like a Star @ heaven BOy1: pre, pre! tignan mu ung ibon oh!
Like a Star @ heaven BOy2: huh? SAN-TOL?????? lol! lol!


wakekekekeekekekekkekekekekkekekeekke
cheers cheers cheers







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anung bansa ang hindi iyo...??
bounce bounce

eh di....













KeNya.
NYak!

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Pare 1. Pre Anu ang pinakamaputing gulay?
Pare 2. Edi, Labanos

Pare 1. Hinde
Pare 2. Eh ano pala?

Pare 1. Edi Potato...
Pare 2. ngek!!!

Pare 1. Pero pare ano ang mas maputi kesa sa potato?
Pare 2. Meron pa ba??

Pare 1. Oo naman.
Pare 2. ANo?

Pare 1. Edi Mashed Potato.

lol! Toinks.... lol!
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Nagtanong ang titser sa isang magaaral tungkol sa math..

Guro - Pedro stand up
Pedro - Yes mam?

Guro - 2 plus 2?
Pedro - 4 po mam

Guro - Good.

Guro - Another question. 4 plus 4 ?
Pedro - Good

Guro - Bakit Good?
Pedro - Eh mam kanina 4 pa lang gi nood nio na eh yan 8 na eh...
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ALAMAT NG PANTY AND BRIEF


?!- Bakit daw ang PANTY ang laging design na nakalagay e BULAKLAK?!



----> Kasi daw, alay sa mga buhok na patay!!
----> nyak nyak...




?!- E Bakit naman daw sa BRIEF wala?!



----> Kasi daw may kandila ng nakatirik at may dalawa pang alay na itlog..
----> nyiiii.... Suspect Suspect Suspect
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QOUTES FOR TODAY!

Di Bale ng MALIBOG..



DI NAMAN MALIBAG!! ehehe..





GOODMORNING!!! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PASYENTE: Magkano mag pa face lift?
DOCTOR: Yung complete treatment, PHP145,000.00
PASYENTE: And mahal! ano ba pinakamura para mag mukha akong bata?
DOCTOR: Eto Tsupon, 20.00 lang!
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Sabi nila, Love make your heart beat fast…
Your Body feel flushed with excitement, and your mind go around in circles…
Love kaya yon?!
O gutom lang?!
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anung isekto ang pinatay mu n pinagdasal mu p?...










e ddddd LAMOK...
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PostSubject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE!   tAra! iT's joke timE! Icon_minitimeMon Sep 01, 2008 11:17 am

mAy nAkAkItA sKiN sA dAlAmPaSiGaN

mAlUnGkOt aT nAgIiSa.

sBi nYa:
"kUnG mAhAl mO
iPaDaMa Mo?"

sUmAgOt aQ,


" mAhAl kA jAn!!!!

nAg-oUtInG kAmI,
nAiWaN aQ!!!!!!!"

hEhE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MANNY:jinky pag ngkaanak taU ul8 wat gz2 u n name??
JINKY:eh d pgsamahin nLng ntin name ntin oK Lng vah xau???
MANNY:uO..Ok n Ok skin Un!!
JINKY:uu..gNda dbA...>> MANKY <<


nYeh..hahaha...cOrny nG jOke qOh..hahaha...

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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,.. pakornihan ba 'to!? Very Happy


der was a turtle hu fell inlove wid a pig...

1day, d turtle visited the pig and said

" I LOVE YOU with all my HEART"

d pig replied:







"kami na ni rabbit, ambagal mo kasi!


nyahaha! =))
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AGIE: lahat tayo nagmula kay eba at adan

ZARLIE: hindi yan totoo.
sabi ng papa ko nagmula tayo sa unggoy!


AGIE: hindi natin pinag-uusapan ang pamilya
mo wag kang epal!

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ano pagkakaiba ng chick sa chicken??

ang chicken may pak-pak

ang chick may pek-pek!!!

lol! lol!
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ano pag kakaiba nga kumukulong tubig sa kamay ng dalaga??


ang kumukulong tubig nagpapalambot ng laman

ang kamay ng dalaga nagpapatigas ng laman.....

lol! lol! lol!
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Siga:ano yan pedro??

Pedro:listahan ko ng lahat ng takot sakin....

Siga:bakit nanjan name ko???

Pedro:eh pwede naman burahin eh....

yan oh binura ko na....

lol! lol!
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Nanay:tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa cellphone....

Anak tumawag sa cellphone....

Anak:nay totoo ngang may babae si tatay

babae sumagot...

Nanay:ano sabi?

Anak:sorry you dont have enough balance to make this call,mukhang suplada nga kaya binaba ko na....

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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the most hurtfuL w0rd that your dad can teLL you:
















"qng aLam q Lang na magiging pazaway ka,,,














...... di sanapinahid nLng kta sa kum0t!!!!!!



What a Face haha What a Face
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pwede ba ty0 nLng?!!!

































pag0d na xe qng nakaupo e....



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bOy nHuLog s PoSo nEgRo!!!!!!!!!

sMcGaW: SUNOG!, SUNOG!

dUmTiNg aNg bUmBeRo,
nLiGtAsxA

tInAnOnG:bKiT sUNoG aNg cNgAw mO??!!!

bOy: kUnG tAe b, pUpUnTa kAu???
tAe! tAe! gNuN?!!
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anung isa ang bumabariL??




edi..BANG-us


nyeeeeeee...
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bulate: manong pabili po ng mangga


manong: ilan?


bulate: isa lan po... un walang asin



=))

galing yan kei siz ystal Wink


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Isang gabing bilog ang buwan....

JOse Rizal: Ma.clara ikaw na ang pinaka maganda at mahinhing babae na nakilala ko...

Sa narinig, si Ma.Clara'y napangiti at kanyang itinakip ang hawak na abaniko sa kanyang bibig at winika.....

Ma.Clara: Bolero...hilahin ko titi mo dyan EH!!!!

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mga mag-kakaklase si jellano si alfred at si aron

Jellano: wala kau sa lolo ko ung binili nyang saging 1 linggo namin kinain
Alfred: wala kau sa lolo ko bumili siya ng kendi 1 linggo d parin ubos
Aron: wala kau sa lolo ko gabi-gabi nya kinakain mani ng lola ko pero indi parin nauubos
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Ina: dba sabi ko sau pag hinipuan ka ng boyfriend mo sa dede say "dont" pag sa pepe say "stop" bat ka nabuntis?

Anak: sabay mo hinipu ehh.. kaya po sabi ko " dont stop"
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