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+18Lana itazuki_HITOMI † Juicy Fruit † kaizakie Maseckto Sekai cheeeznakz didong jervie12 BaHiSta_ng_CG idiotika demonia «›-¤•gh®åz蕤‹» MiStUlA anjo jhe'jhe diyes01 brianlee_011 tiNe 22 posters |
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tiNe WALA ng LIFE
Number of posts : 1449 Age : 35 Rank : Officer ng CG Mood : im great! Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:13 pm | |
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tiNe WALA ng LIFE
Number of posts : 1449 Age : 35 Rank : Officer ng CG Mood : im great! Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:18 pm | |
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brianlee_011 Spammer
Number of posts : 2997 Age : 39 Rank : Officer ng CG Mood : Other Side of the World Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| Pare 1. Pre Anu ang pinakamaputing gulay? Pare 2. Edi, Labanos Pare 1. Hinde Pare 2. Eh ano pala? Pare 1. Edi Potato... Pare 2. ngek!!! Pare 1. Pero pare ano ang mas maputi kesa sa potato? Pare 2. Meron pa ba?? Pare 1. Oo naman. Pare 2. ANo? Pare 1. Edi Mashed Potato. Toinks.... | |
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brianlee_011 Spammer
Number of posts : 2997 Age : 39 Rank : Officer ng CG Mood : Other Side of the World Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:48 pm | |
| Nagtanong ang titser sa isang magaaral tungkol sa math..
Guro - Pedro stand up Pedro - Yes mam?
Guro - 2 plus 2? Pedro - 4 po mam
Guro - Good.
Guro - Another question. 4 plus 4 ? Pedro - Good
Guro - Bakit Good? Pedro - Eh mam kanina 4 pa lang gi nood nio na eh yan 8 na eh... | |
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diyes01 Di na KUMAKAEN
Number of posts : 246 Age : 39 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:11 pm | |
| ALAMAT NG PANTY AND BRIEF ?!- Bakit daw ang PANTY ang laging design na nakalagay e BULAKLAK?! ----> Kasi daw, alay sa mga buhok na patay!! ----> nyak nyak... ?!- E Bakit naman daw sa BRIEF wala?! ----> Kasi daw may kandila ng nakatirik at may dalawa pang alay na itlog.. ----> nyiiii.... | |
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diyes01 Di na KUMAKAEN
Number of posts : 246 Age : 39 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:13 pm | |
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jhe'jhe Di na KUMAKAEN
Number of posts : 328 Age : 37 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-07-17
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:02 am | |
| PASYENTE: Magkano mag pa face lift? DOCTOR: Yung complete treatment, PHP145,000.00 PASYENTE: And mahal! ano ba pinakamura para mag mukha akong bata? DOCTOR: Eto Tsupon, 20.00 lang! | |
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jhe'jhe Di na KUMAKAEN
Number of posts : 328 Age : 37 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-07-17
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:06 am | |
| Sabi nila, Love make your heart beat fast… Your Body feel flushed with excitement, and your mind go around in circles… Love kaya yon?! O gutom lang?! | |
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anjo Active Poster
Number of posts : 147 Age : 34 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-08-07
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:05 am | |
| anung isekto ang pinatay mu n pinagdasal mu p?...
e ddddd LAMOK...
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MiStUlA Active Poster
Number of posts : 147 Age : 30 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:17 am | |
| mAy nAkAkItA sKiN sA dAlAmPaSiGaN
mAlUnGkOt aT nAgIiSa.
sBi nYa: "kUnG mAhAl mO iPaDaMa Mo?"
sUmAgOt aQ,
" mAhAl kA jAn!!!!
nAg-oUtInG kAmI, nAiWaN aQ!!!!!!!"
hEhE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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«›-¤•gh®åz蕤‹» Ayaw Paawat™
Number of posts : 4537 Age : 36 Rank : Officer ng CG Mood : ..dot.dot.dot.. (//.o) Registration date : 2008-07-17
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:44 am | |
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idiotika demonia Ayaw Paawat™
Number of posts : 3618 Age : 37 Rank : Sexytary ng CG Mood : happy kissing yana Registration date : 2008-07-19
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:59 am | |
| ,.. pakornihan ba 'to!? der was a turtle hu fell inlove wid a pig... 1day, d turtle visited the pig and said " I LOVE YOU with all my HEART" d pig replied: "kami na ni rabbit, ambagal mo kasi! nyahaha! =)) | |
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idiotika demonia Ayaw Paawat™
Number of posts : 3618 Age : 37 Rank : Sexytary ng CG Mood : happy kissing yana Registration date : 2008-07-19
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:01 am | |
| AGIE: lahat tayo nagmula kay eba at adan ZARLIE: hindi yan totoo. sabi ng papa ko nagmula tayo sa unggoy! AGIE: hindi natin pinag-uusapan ang pamilya mo wag kang epal! | |
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BaHiSta_ng_CG WALA ng LIFE
Number of posts : 1139 Age : 44 Rank : Bahista ng CG Registration date : 2008-07-16
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BaHiSta_ng_CG WALA ng LIFE
Number of posts : 1139 Age : 44 Rank : Bahista ng CG Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:15 am | |
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BaHiSta_ng_CG WALA ng LIFE
Number of posts : 1139 Age : 44 Rank : Bahista ng CG Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:17 am | |
| Siga:ano yan pedro?? Pedro:listahan ko ng lahat ng takot sakin.... Siga:bakit nanjan name ko??? Pedro:eh pwede naman burahin eh.... yan oh binura ko na.... | |
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BaHiSta_ng_CG WALA ng LIFE
Number of posts : 1139 Age : 44 Rank : Bahista ng CG Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:50 pm | |
| Nanay:tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa cellphone.... Anak tumawag sa cellphone.... Anak:nay totoo ngang may babae si tatay babae sumagot... Nanay:ano sabi? Anak:sorry you dont have enough balance to make this call,mukhang suplada nga kaya binaba ko na.... | |
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jervie12 Chat Addict
Number of posts : 99 Age : 33 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-08-19
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jervie12 Chat Addict
Number of posts : 99 Age : 33 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-08-19
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:38 am | |
| pwede ba ty0 nLng?!!! pag0d na xe qng nakaupo e.... haha | |
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MiStUlA Active Poster
Number of posts : 147 Age : 30 Rank : CG Member Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:46 am | |
| bOy nHuLog s PoSo nEgRo!!!!!!!!!
sMcGaW: SUNOG!, SUNOG!
dUmTiNg aNg bUmBeRo, nLiGtAsxA
tInAnOnG:bKiT sUNoG aNg cNgAw mO??!!!
bOy: kUnG tAe b, pUpUnTa kAu??? tAe! tAe! gNuN?!! | |
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didong Adiktus Posteus
Number of posts : 197 Rank : Teargasng CG Registration date : 2008-08-29
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:25 pm | |
| anung isa ang bumabariL?? edi..BANG-us nyeeeeeee... | |
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idiotika demonia Ayaw Paawat™
Number of posts : 3618 Age : 37 Rank : Sexytary ng CG Mood : happy kissing yana Registration date : 2008-07-19
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:39 pm | |
| bulate: manong pabili po ng mangga manong: ilan? bulate: isa lan po... un walang asin =)) galing yan kei siz ystal | |
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cheeeznakz Spammer
Number of posts : 1135 Age : 37 Rank : Waffu ng CG Mood : B A L E E K S I T E M O D E ! ! . . Registration date : 2008-07-13
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:42 pm | |
| Isang gabing bilog ang buwan....
JOse Rizal: Ma.clara ikaw na ang pinaka maganda at mahinhing babae na nakilala ko...
Sa narinig, si Ma.Clara'y napangiti at kanyang itinakip ang hawak na abaniko sa kanyang bibig at winika.....
Ma.Clara: Bolero...hilahin ko titi mo dyan EH!!!!
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cheeeznakz Spammer
Number of posts : 1135 Age : 37 Rank : Waffu ng CG Mood : B A L E E K S I T E M O D E ! ! . . Registration date : 2008-07-13
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:47 pm | |
| mga mag-kakaklase si jellano si alfred at si aron
Jellano: wala kau sa lolo ko ung binili nyang saging 1 linggo namin kinain Alfred: wala kau sa lolo ko bumili siya ng kendi 1 linggo d parin ubos Aron: wala kau sa lolo ko gabi-gabi nya kinakain mani ng lola ko pero indi parin nauubos | |
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cheeeznakz Spammer
Number of posts : 1135 Age : 37 Rank : Waffu ng CG Mood : B A L E E K S I T E M O D E ! ! . . Registration date : 2008-07-13
| Subject: Re: tAra! iT's joke timE! Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:56 pm | |
| Ina: dba sabi ko sau pag hinipuan ka ng boyfriend mo sa dede say "dont" pag sa pepe say "stop" bat ka nabuntis?
Anak: sabay mo hinipu ehh.. kaya po sabi ko " dont stop" | |
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