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ZARLIE: spell mo nga orange?


AGIE: wag mo nman aq pahirapan!

ano ba ispell q, un prutas o un kulay!?


lol! tongue lol!
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cheeeznakz wrote:
Ina: dba sabi ko sau pag hinipuan ka ng boyfriend mo sa dede say "dont" pag sa pepe say "stop" bat ka nabuntis?

Anak: sabay mo hinipu ehh.. kaya po sabi ko " dont stop"
pota!
mabenta saken 2 ah...
agie adek
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pAmBaNsAnG hAyOp

gUrO: aNu aNg pMbNdAnG hAyop, ngcCmLA i2 s k

eStUdyAntE 1: kUtO

gUrO: mAlI, nGtTpOs i2 s W

eStUdYaNtE 2: kUtOw

gUrO: mAlI, mAy dAlAwAnG sUnGaY i2

eStUdYantE 3: dEmOnYoNg KuToW

gUrO: gEt oUt!!!!
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GF:Taguan tau! :
BF:cge bah!ano premyo ko pg nahanap kta?! :
GF:SEX tau... tAra! iT's joke timE! - Page 2 Icon_redface
BF:uy!wOw!eh pano pg d kta nhanap?! tAra! iT's joke timE! - Page 2 Icon_twisted
GF:eeeiii..kaazar to...bsta!nsa likod lng ku ng drum tAra! iT's joke timE! - Page 2 Icon_evil
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teacher: pedro bkit ka late?
zarlie: naholdap po ako ma'am!
teacher: anung nkuha sayo?

zarlie: ung HOMEWORK KO PO >.<
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Sa Isang BAR

Brian: Miss magkano ba yung serbisyo mo?

Hostess: 500 sa Hotel, 300 sa Kama, 200 sa Sofa at 100 sa Damuhan.

Brian: Sige yung 500 nalang!

Hostess: Wow Bigatin, 500 sa Hotel?

Brian: Hindi, Limang Beses sa Damuhan!
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3 nuns and a priest live together in a church....

1st nun said:Mothers you'll not believe what I saw under our priest's bed last night!
2 other nuns said:What is it? What is it?
1st nun said:Porn!
2 other nuns said:What did you do to it?
other nun said:I burned it all.
2 other nuns said:Good decision sister!Good!

the next day the 2nd nun is cleaning father's room and saw something...

the 2nd nun said:Sisters you will not believe what I saw at father's room last night!
2 other nuns said:What is it? What is it?
2nd nun said:Playboy magazines!
other nuns said:What did you do to it?
2nd nun said:I threw it away.
other nuns said:Good decision sister!Good!

the next day the 3rd nun was assigned to clean father's room but she saw something strange...

3rd nun said:Sisters! The things you saw was nothing compared to what I saw!
2 other nuns said:What did you saw? What did you saw?
3rd nun said:Condoms!
other nuns said:What did you do to it?
3rd nun said:I look for scissors and put hole at the tip of it!
2nd nun said:Well done sister!
1st nun whispered:Oh Shit!!!
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ANU PINAGIBA NG CHICKS SA CHICKEN


ANG CHICKEN AY MAY PAKPAK

ANG CHICK AY MAY PEK2




ANU PINAGIBA NG PAKPAK SA PEK2



ANG PAKPAK PAG BUMUKA AY LILIPAD ANG IBON


PAG ANG PEK2 AY BUMUKA PAPASOK ANG IBON




ANU PINAGIBA NG JEEP SA BABAE



ANG JEEP PAG MAY PUMAPASOK SUMUSIKIP *SWEMPRE


ANG BABAE PAG MAY PUMAPASOK LUMULUWAG *WHATT*\
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may
wallet
ako
binebenta
galing
US
kunin mo na!
Worth
$200
mahal
kasi
balat
ng
titi!
Naipon
sa
pinagtulian.
Kapag hinimas mo
lumalake
nagiging maleta!
Hindi ka lugi
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APO: Lola baka gabi na ko makakauwi.

LOLA: Aba, bakit naman apo?

APO: Eh, kasi po my TIPAR akong pupuntahan.

LOLA: Anong TIPAR?

APO: PARTY....

LOLA: Kau talagang mga kabataan ngaun parang kaung mga PS.

APO: Lola, anong PS?

LOLA: PAKING SHET!
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corny nman ng jok muh manager!!

hahaha!!

sakop munang lahat toh ahh!!

hahah
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anu pinag-kaiba ng ELIPANTE sa LANGGAM

ang ELIPANTE pag nmatay NILALANGGAM

ang LANGGAM pag namatay indi INEELEPANTE...
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Sa bus may isang holdaper...

Holdaper: Holdap toh! lahat ng babae gagahasain ko!

Pokpok: Para mo ng awa pababain mo na sila ako na lang reypin mo..

Ale: Weh, Epal ka naman lahat nga daw eh.

lol! lol! lol!
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LOLA naglalakad nakita ng isang lalake....

LALAKE:Lola magingat kau jan may asong

nangangagat jan....

LOLA:hijo alam ko!sa tanda ko ng toh..

wala pa kong nakikitang asong nanununtok

ano ka ADEK!!!!??
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Girl : Hi, you look a lot like someone i know...

Handsome : Really? Who?

Girl : My next Boyfriend
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Spanish teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a sentence.

Student: Miss maestras son bonitas (my teachers are beautiful).

Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's 'fuera'?

Student: Fuera ka!

lol! lol! lol!
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Dumaan ang isang pangit na babae sa grupo ng mga nag-iinuman.

Tinukso ng isang lasing ang babae, "Pangit! Pangit!"

Gumanti ang babae, "Lasing! Lasing! Lasing!"

Hirit ng lasing, "Hindi bale. Bukas hindi na ako lasing! Eh ikaw?!"

---------------------------------------------

PLATONIC

1 TO 2 YEARS- MAGKASALO SA ISANG PLATO
AFTER FIVE YEARS- TIG-ISA NA NG PLATO
AFTER 10 YEARS- NAGBABATUHAN NA NG PLATO
THATS WHAT YOU CALL "PLATONIC LOVE"

lol! lol! lol!
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aso 1: totoo ba na may rabbies ang laway natin?

aso 2: oo, nakakamatay.

aso 1: kinakabahan tuloy ako.

aso 2: bakit?

aso 1: nalunok ko laway ko eh.
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tanong: bakit maalat ang dagat?










sagot: para hindi mabilasa mga isda




lol! tongue lol!
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Kapag umiiyak ang baby, i PAMPERS mo!

Kapag umiiyak pa rin, i KIMBIES mo!

Pag ayaw pa ring tumigil sa pag-iyak aba'y, i HUGGIES mo na!!

lol! lol! lol!
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i hugies pla eh..
aus un huh...
lol! lol! lol!
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ERAP ON TEST: english

question: anong english ng nagpakamatay
Erap :suicide
question: anong english ng pinatay sa bahay
Erap :homicide
question: anong english ng pinatay sa labas
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question: anong english ng pinatay sa ilog
Erap : riverside
question: anong english ng pinatay sa mataas
Erap :highsider

pumasa kaya si erap? scratch
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uso ba ulet erap jokes?
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MRS: Bakit ngayon ka lang?

MR: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang.

Hehe! Hik,

MRS: Lasing ka no?

MR: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik

MRS: Anong hindi?! La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?

 lol!
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mrs:sno si maria???

MR:ahh...un ung kabayong na pinustahan ko....

MRS:ahhh....

MRS:tumawag ung kbayo kanina.....

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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